funny birthday sayings
Funny Birthday Sayings
Funny birthday sayings have the potential to brighten up anyone's day. Really, they do. If you need some funny birthday wishes and don't really know where to look, here is where your search stops. Presenting some of the best.
A Peculiar Birthday Wish
Please don't be mad as I didn't get you a gift. At your age, it sort of depends.
There's something about funny birthday sayings that can take the edge off growing old, don't you think? It's the lighter side to the whole aging factor, the smile to the getting older scare and the like and the like. It definitely makes you laugh and pulls you up from down the dumps. It does. So then for someone who is going through the birthday blues, why not cheer them up and shirk those depressing thoughts away? And how will we do that? 3 words - Funny. Birthday. Wishes. Guaranteed to make anyone smile. So, done? Done.
Birthday greetings can just as easily turn into the really corny birthday wishes category, and we don't want that happening. Attempting to take your mind off the mundane and drab, here are some humorous birthday wishes for you to peruse through.
Funny Things to Say on Someone's Birthday
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. - Robert Southey
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty. - Joan Rivers
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm five I'll be 64. - Steven Wright
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Unknown
Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death. Particularly today. Happy Birthday! - Unknown
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. - George Burns
Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want. - Unknown
Often it is fatal to live too long. - Jean Baptiste Racine
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! - Larry Lorenzoni
You are not forty; you're eighteen with twenty-two years of experience. - Unknown
So these funny birthday wishes got you smiling, smirking, nodding your head in appreciation and all that, yet? So you see? Funny is the way to go this birthday. We'll leave you to choose that perfect saying for that birthday card or birthday gift now. Have a good one.