funny marriage quotes

Funny Marriage Quotes

A compilation of some funny quotes which bring out the lighter side of the social institution we call marriage.

They say 'marriages are made in heaven and celebrated on earth'. However, there are times wherein the 'celebration' tends to go awry; most often, owing to the differences between the sexes. Such 'goof ups' result in hilarious situations, either in the form of actions or words. Either ways, the end result we are subjected to, is some much-needed laughter in the otherwise boring life. While some people associate marriage with a divine feeling of togetherness, there are a few who associate it with suffering. Of course, they are not serious when they do so, but it does highlight some hilarious attributes of the same. Funny Quotes about Marriage Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Oscar Wilde My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney Dangerfield Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.Ambrose Bierce By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.Peter De Vries A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.Ogden Nash In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.Rita Rudner Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.Beverly Nichols In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.Helen Rowland ... And Marriage Anniversary A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.Paul Sweeney An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.Anonymous Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.Anonymous An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.Anonymous Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.Josh Billings It would be surprising if these quotes didn't leave you in splits. It's difficult to choose a few quotes from the hordes of quotes out there. If you are aware of any quote that we missed out on, we would like to hear from you.

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