Birthdays are always a special occasion to celebrate. Apart from cakes, candles and gifts, you can also make the person feel special by inscribing humorous words on the cake or personalize the card with beautiful birthday quotes and sayings. It's a way to express love, gratitude and similar sentiments for the person whose birthday you are celebrating. Let's have a look at the birthday quotes listed in this article. Birthday Quotes for Friends Celebrating your friend's birthday is truly entertaining. Get naughty with your friend with the funny birthday sayings. Tease your friend and play the prank. Make the occasion full of joy by scribbling the quotes on the card or on the cake. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. ~ William Shakespeare To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. ~ Thomas B. Aldrich Age is a number and mine is unlisted. ~ Anonymous Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Larry Lorenzoni Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'. ~ Steven Wright Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. ~ Robert Frost Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~ Jean Paul Richter Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. ~ Maurice Chevalier Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ~ C.E.M. Joad Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~ Tom Stoppard Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. ~ Anonymous You're not aging....You're marinating. ~ Anonymous Age doesn't matter, unless your cheese. ~ John Paul Getty All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. ~ George Harrison If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. ~ Anonymous First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. ~ Leo Rosenberg Birthday Quotes for Kids Kids are more attracted to the frolic, eating cakes, licking dollops of creams and of course birthday gifts. Jot the quotes in a colorful way so that they understand them and feel happy. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. ~ Anonymous It's as simple as A-B-C, A birthday's more fun if you share it with me. ~ Anonymous It's my Birthday and I'm turning One. Please come and join me for a whole lot of fun. ~ Anonymous The day is coming and we'll give you a clue. Our little one is turning Two. ~ Anonymous Ice cream and cake, what fun it will be...Our little boy/girl is turning Three. ~ Anonymous So many good things come in pairs, like ears and socks and panda bears. But, best of all are set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins. ~ Anonymous Sweets and treats and lots of fun. Let's celebrate as _____ turns One. ~ Anonymous Famous Birthday Wishes There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~ John Glenn Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~ Mark Twain As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. ~ Sir Norman Wisdom You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~ Bob Hope Be wise with speed. A fool at forty is a fool indeed. ~ Edward Young A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Jack Benny Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. ~ Titus Maccius Plautus From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye. ~ William Butler Yeats Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ~ Pope John XXIII You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~ John P. Grier Let us respect gray hair, especially our own. ~ J. P. Sears No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~ Jonathan Swift People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. ~ George Burns Funny Birthday Wishes Another year, another new place that aches. ~ Anonymous Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Anonymous A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for. ~ Anonymous Want to get all wild and crazy on this birthday. Rent an R rated movie, eat chocolates and popcorn and stay up late till eight. ~ Anonymous When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. ~ Anonymous Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. Happy Birthday. ~ Anonymous On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy. ~ Anonymous Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. ~ Anonymous Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake. ~ Anonymous Apart from writing quotes and sayings, you can also explore your thoughts to pen down short poems and messages for your loved one. Celebrate with pomp, joy and make the day grand.