There are many occasions, where life challenges our strength and will power. A successful person is one who takes these challenges and emerges out victorious. Life is a good teacher that helps us learn so many things. A random quote or saying is normally taken from the various chapters of life, that teaches a valuable lesson. Funny Random Quotes and Sayings These quotes and sayings, picked spontaneously. are sure to have you split your sides by laughing your heart out. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Louis Hector Berlioz Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ~ Anonymous Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ~ Albert Einstein Men are like steel; both are worthless when they lose their temper. ~ Author Unknown What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' ~ Anonymous It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. ~ Author Unknown Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~ Maryon Pearson Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. ~ Anonymous If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. ~ Author Unknown Random Quotes and Random Sayings Life is too short and sweet to be spent by cribbing and complaining about things. Here are some random quotes about the most wonderful gift that we've got - Life. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention. But it has no persuasive value at all. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. ~ Claude Louis Hector de Villars The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. ~ Henry David Thoreau To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. ~ Emily Dickinson Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance. ~ Charles Lindbergh A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. ~ Tyne Daly When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees. ~ Joseph Joubert Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. ~ Oscar Wilde There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love. ~ Johnny Depp Random Quotes and Sayings about Love Love is the most beautiful emotion on earth. Here are some random sayings by different people on what they feel about love. Love is...running into his arms, colliding with his heart. And exploding into his soul. ~ Author Unknown We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities. ~ Jacques Maritain Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. ~ William Shakespeare Love is when you fall asleep thinking about that person and you wake up and think about them until you fall asleep again. ~ Anonymous Love is the strange bewilderment which overtakes one person on account of another person. ~ James Thurber & E.B. White My heart to you is given, Oh, do give yours to me, We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key. ~ Frederick Saunders When you hold someone, hold them like it's the last time you'll ever see them. And when they go, don't make reasons for them to stay, only reasons for them to return. ~ Author Unknown Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. ~ Jackson Brown, Jr Love fulfilled sees where we could have gone the way of love before, if we'd known how, and how insecurities limited many of our choices. Love fulfilled perceives new meaning and higher reasons behind many of the mysteries of why things happened as they did. Living from the heart is business - the business of caring for self and others. Understanding this will take us past the age of information into the age of intuitive living. ~ Doc Childre Some thoughts are better left unsaid, some feelings are better left kept to yourself, but love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence. ~ Author Unknown Some More Quotes and Sayings Here are some more thought provoking random quotes about life. The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top. ~ O.J. Simpson The thorn from the bush one has planted, nourished and pruned pricks the most deeply and draws more blood. ~ Maya Angelou There is always danger for those who are afraid of it. ~ George Bernard Shaw A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever. ~ Jessamyn West Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things. ~ Stephen R. Corey May you have the hindsight to know where you're been, the foresight to know where you're going, and the insight to know when you're going too far. ~ Irish Toast You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt Nothing is hopeless; we must hope for everything. ~ Euripides Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. ~ Benjamin Spock You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature. ~ William Rotsler And to conclude, no matter whatever be the situation in life, take life one day at a time and enjoy every moment to the fullest.