Human life is filled with negative situations, feelings, stress, experiences of sadness, boredom, etc. The one and only answer or remedy to get rid of all this is humor, wit, and fun. If you are bored or feel melancholic, go through these sayings and quotes to spice up your life. These funny quotes and sayings are by famous people in the world, while some are by unknown authors. Random Funny Sayings and Quotes These hilarious phrases may be said intentional or unintentionally. Nonetheless, they create humor. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ― Anonymous When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football! ― Anonymous If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame! ― Anonymous Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. ― Flip Wilson There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. ― Anonymous The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. ― G.K. Chesterton I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ― Oscar Wilde Sayings About Work There is also fun and humor at workplace which brightens up the day and makes working enjoyable. Don't believe? Take a look at these quotes. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. ― Robert Frost Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. ― Anonymous If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? ― Albert Einstein I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours! ― Jerome K. Jerome If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? ― Anonymous People are still willing to do an honest day's work, trouble is they want a weeks pay for doing it. ― Joey Adams Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished! ― Leslie Nielsen Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it! ― Anonymous Sayings About Life Life can be serious or fun, depends on the way you look at it. If you are the serious types, these quotes will surely make you think otherwise. Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown! ― Woody Allen Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils! ― Louis Hector Berlioz Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off! ― Anonymous Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ― P.D. East The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ― Bill Watterson Good luck is another name for tenacity of purpose. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway! ― Anonymous My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. ― Josh Billings Lastly, note that humor and fun, apart from love, are the only elements in life that make life worth living. So, try to look for ways to be happy, even in simplest situations. Have fun! Ciao!