alcohol quotes and sayings
Alcohol Quotes and Sayings
Looking for some easy reading on humorous alcohol wordings? These quotes will lighten your mood. Can't promise to cure your hangover, though. Anyway, take a look.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? -Stephen Wright
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry
- Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes lifetime. -Gordy from ABC Warehouse
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -Kaiser Wilhelm
- Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
- The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. -William Butler Yeats
- I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best
- I drink to make other people interesting. -George Jean Nathan
- The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. -Norman Brenner
- Protocol, Alcohol, and Geritol. -Adlai E. Stevenson
- Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. -Jerry Vale
- Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. -Professor Irwin Corey
- Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. -Robin Williams
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. -Johnny Carson
- I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. -M.C. Escher
- I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money. -David Lee Roth
- Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. -P.J. O'Rourke
- No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. -P.J. O'Rourke
- Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. -Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! -Homer Simpson
- Never had a drink I didn't like. Got a taste of you and threw up all night. ~ Crawl, Alkaline Trio
- A Lonely liver suspended in liquid. ~ Bleeder, Alkaline Trio
- I need a beer to wash it all away without a trace. And then I'll drink 23 more to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face. ~ My Friend Peter, Alkaline Trio
- Take another shot of courage, wonder why the right words never come, you just get numb, it's another tequila sunrise, this old world still looks the same, another frame ~ Tequila Sunrise, The Eagles
- Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up, half way home and my pager's still blowin' up. ~ It was a Good Day, Ice Cube
- All this time did you think I would be here for your sake, I hope you got a bottle of Wine. And if it's a drinking problem, I'll be laughing at the bottom because I already finished mine. ~ Nice Time, Pepper