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Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
How long has it been since the last time you had a hearty laugh? Well, that's going to change when you go through this compilation of funny quotes which will make you cringe with laughter.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
The roller coaster ride that our life is, it's pretty obvious that we are bound to have good and bad moments all along. Everyone looks forward to good times wherein we can smile, giggle, or even laugh our heart out. If your search for laughter hasn't yielded any results of late, you should try to find some hilarious quotes that promise to leave you in splits.
― Jack Handey
20 Funny Quotes to Make you Laugh
Humor, in any form, is good for health ... even the most qualified doctor out there won't deny it. Laughter, mind you, is the best stress buster you will ever come across. They say that the more you laugh, the more you live! Don't believe us? You should go through the compilation of hilarious quotes we have for you here. Even if they don't increase your lifespan, they surely will add to its quality.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
― Albert Einstein
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
― David Dinkins
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
― Mark Twain
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
― Ronald Regan
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
― Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
― Socrates
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
― Chris Rock
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
― Jerry Seinfeld
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
― R. Geis
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
― Sharon Stone
Age is just a number, totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
― Joan Collins
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
― George Carlin
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
― Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
― Albert Einstein
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
― Oscar Wilde
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
― Anonymous
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
― Charles Schulz
I can resist everything except temptation.
― Oscar Wilde
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
― Louis Hector Berlioz
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
If you are armed with similar quotes which guarantee a hearty laugh, you can add them here in the form of comments. The next time we sit to compile a list, we will make sure that we take a note of your suggestions.― George Carlin