Endless time spent in dancing, chatting and enjoying great food as the time passes by is what I feel partying is all about. It is not about which upscale place you went to, or which celebrity you met at the party, partying is about plain unadulterated fun with your near and dear ones. While you think about partying, here are some funny quotes that you might enjoy. ★ Live for today... Plan for tomorrow... Party tonight! ★ Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, shall we dance? ★ Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party. ★ Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both. ★ If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not. ★ Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there. ★ There's always some amount of gradual, slow burning destruction over the course of partying. ★ At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. ★ If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work. ★ You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" anymore. ★ When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and the salt! ★ At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. ★ I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. ★ Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. ★ Drink, and dance and laugh and lie... Love the reeling midnight through... For tomorrow we shall die! ★ Good friends get drunk with you. Best friends hold your hair back when you've had a bit too much to drink. ★ I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. ★ If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. ★ If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. ★ You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it. ★ He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of everyday, needs to reorganize his life. ★ There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.