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Cool Facebook Status Messages
Log in to Facebook and you will find a constant stream of status message updates with people telling their friends what they are feeling or just making them laugh with their sense of humor. Here is a list of status messages we found thoroughly entertaining.
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
- Scratch here to reveal today's status. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
- What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
- ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
- feels like getting some work done ... and is sitting down until the feeling passes.
- is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik's cube. This could take a while ...
- dreams of a better world; where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
- is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
- doesn't suffer from insanity ... he enjoys every minute of it.
- is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark.
- thinks that whoever says paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time I hear someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
- Good morning! I see the assassins have failed.
- Be nice to nerds, chances are you will be working for them.
- would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
- believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
- is writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others' status is
- Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we share it with who can't.
- My favorite mythical creature: The Honest Politician.
- The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
- Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you, they were only aged between 3 and 9, ten years ago.
- I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.
- The day when YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter combine, they will form YouTwitFace.
- Why must the phrase, It is none of my business, always be followed by, but?
- is getting a grip on reality and choking it to death.
- is out making some changes in his or her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't return your message, you are one of the changes!
- is normal. It's everyone else that's weird.
- is proof that God has a sense of humor ...
- is rejecting your reality and substituting it with his own.
- is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
- is tired of chasing his dreams. He's just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.