60th birthday quotes
60th Birthday Quotes
Is your grandpa turning 60 this year? Do you want to write a nice one liner on the birthday cake? Here are some 60th birthday quotes that can be used for cake inscriptions.
The 60th birthday is a milestone in a person's life, and needs to be celebrated in a splendid way. Though completing six decades is a sign of entering old age, a person's age is what he/she feels inside the heart. Many philosophers and famous personalities have coined their experiences of 60th birthdays through their quotes. These can be used for greeting cards or cake inscriptions. So, if you are hosting one such party for your grandparent, here are some funny quotes for 60th birthdays.
☆ "A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating." ― Arnold Bennett
☆ "Some people reach the age of sixty before others." ― Lord Hood
☆ "What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their gray experience o'er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the world so long in vain?" ― John Dryden
☆ "One starts to get young at the age of sixty, and then it is too late." ― Pablo Picasso
☆ "I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I'm old, doesn't mean that I am. I'm pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy." ― Sylvester Stallone
☆ "If I had to live again, I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets, then you haven't lived." ― Christy Moore
☆ "Looking fifty is great ... if you're sixty." ― Joan Rivers
☆ "When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." ― Mark Twain
☆ "Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say, I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty." ― Ellen Glasgow
☆ "After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head." ― Washington Irving
☆ "The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits." ― Hervey Allen
☆ "Study until twenty five, investigate until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance." ― Sir William Osler
☆ "At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward, he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors." ― Jay Leno
☆ "I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius." ― George Carlin
☆ "On my 60th birthday, my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument." ― Anonymous
☆ "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." ― Maurice Chevalier
☆ "To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am." ― Bernard Baruch
☆ "The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills, and wills." ― Richard John Needham
☆ "Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools." ― George Chapman
☆ "The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off." ― Abe Lemons
Now when you know some funny and witty quotes, use them for writing on cards and cakes. See a smile on the 60-year old's face. You're sure to brighten up their day!