comical quotes on life
Comical Quotes on Life
Here is a set of comical quotes which will motivate you to look at the brighter and lighter side of your life. After all, all of us deserve a hearty laugh ... more so when we are going through a rough phase in life.
Humor doesn't just make you laugh; it tends to make you forget your bad times as well.
Everyone has something or the other to say about life. While most people fall short of words, others tend to do it with tremendous ease. Some of them even go a step further and come up with beautiful quotes about life. There are thousands of such quotes, but the one trait which makes some of them stand out is the humor in them.
In fact, the power of humor is best depicted in comical quotes and sayings which highlight the lighter side of several negative aspects of life. Some of these quotes are full of satire, while some bank on wordplay. Nevertheless, all of them have one thing in common: they celebrate life!
― Unknown
Quotes and Sayings About Life
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
― Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.
― Loelia
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
― R. Geis
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
― Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
― Will Rogers
I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I'm not in it, I go to work.
― A. E. Matthews
Life is just a phase you're going through ... you'll get over it.
― Unknown
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.
― Unknown
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
― Oscar Wilde
There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and
― Brad Ramsey
Quotes About Men and Women
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
― Maryon Pearson
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
― Oscar Wilde
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
― Lana Turner
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
― Helen Rowland
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
― Oscar Wilde
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.
― Oliver Hereford
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
― Henry Youngman
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
― Jacques Languirand
Short Comical Quotes
Life is short, make fun of it.
― Unknown
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
― Unknown
Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?
― Edgar Bergen
Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.
― Unknown
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
The best thing about these short quotes is that you can use them wherever you want. You can get them printed on your t-shirts, or even get them tattooed on your body.
These quotes came from some highly creative people in the world, all of who have developed the ability to look at the lighter side of life. They might not have the charm of inspirational quotes, but the right blend of humor and optimism in these quotes means they are bound to bring a smile on your face.― Christopher Morley