Though the following statement isn't applicable to every woman, but most of the female population wish that everyday was their birthday. After all, who doesn't wish to be treated like a queen everyday?!:) This is the day when surprises keep flooding throughout the day. The house is cleaned according to her standards, the menu includes her favorite dish, and you know what the best part is? She doesn't have to do any of it. No cleaning, no cooking, and no one says no for 'shopping'!! Wouldn't you want her to live like she rules the world, at least on her birthday? To make sure she feels special and 'comfortable', you must greet her with some nice and pleasant greetings first thing in the morning. To please her, greet her with some of the all time famous birthday quotes and write them down in a greeting card, or with a bouquet of her favorite flowers to ensure that she blooms like these flowers all throughout the day! :) Great Birthday Quotes for Women One very important fact about women is that they tend to be very moody and have different tastes and preferences. So, even a slight remark from you may change her mood for the entire day, for better, or for worse. The change can be either negative or positive, depending upon the remark you pass. So keeping in mind the sensitivity of the gender, I have picked some great birthday quotes, which are divided in various categories depending upon their different tastes and preferences. After all, women do need a variety of choices in the end of the day, don't they? This will help you pick up the quotes according to their moods and preferences because you cannot afford to upset the queen today! Funny Birthday Quotes for Women Birthday, apart from making you realize how grown up and mature you are, is undoubtedly the time for some fun and frolic! I mean how can you celebrate a birthday with no laughter and fun? If 'funny' is the celebration theme this year, then how about going ahead with some funny birthday quotes? However, keep in mind that the 'person' we are talking about here is a woman, and too much tickling on her funny bone can end up in leaving you with a few broken bones. The quotes below will help you save yourself from the wrath of the queen... "I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too." ~ Gloria Swanson "From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash." ~ Sophie Tucker "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." ~ Helen Hayes "I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it." ~ Eva Gabor "The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men." ~ Colleen McCullough "I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it's all lower." ~ Gypsy Rose Lee "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes." ~ Agatha Christie "There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy." ~ Goldie Hawn "Old age is fifteen years older than I am." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes "The best birthdays of all are those that have not arrived yet." ~ Robert Orben "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ~ Lucille ball "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." ~ Maurice Chevalier "Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years." ~ Oscar Wilde "One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless." ~ Liz Smith "Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year." ~ Alexander Pope "At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage." ~ John Andrew Holmes "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." ~ Reverend Larry Lorenzoni "Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything." ~ Erma Bombeck Cute Birthday Quotes for Women Here are some cute birthday quotes for women which can help you remind her that no matter how old she is, the cuteness and innocence is still young and fresh! "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Mark Twain "The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune." ~ English Proverb "We turn not older with years, but newer every day." ~ Emily Dickinson "Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made." ~ Robert Browning "This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age. Latin: Hoc vinum Falernum annorum quadragenta est. Bene aetatem fert." ~ Cicero "At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement." ~ Benjamin Franklin "Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind." ~ Alexander Pope "My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night. But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends- It gives a lovely light!" ~ Edna St. Vincent Millay "Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy." ~ Dorothy Thompson "We are always the same age inside." ~ Gertrude Stein "Happiness is good health and bad memory." ~ Ingrid Bergman "Nobody's "old" anymore-they've just been around for a long time." ~ Abigail Van Buren "Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age." ~ Richard Armour "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent." ~ Nicole Beale "You've logged so many miles in the voyage of life that you've been upgraded to First Class!" ~ Evelyn Loeb "All of us are joining in to say, that may the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!" ~Author Unknown "You're not aging....You're marinating." ~ Anonymous "Age is opportunity no less, Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away, The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day." ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Morituri Salutamus "No one grows old by living- only by losing interest in living." ~ Marie Ray "Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts." ~ Martin Buxbaum "You are as young as your faith, as old as our doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair." ~ Branch Rickey "Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and Cheer. And may you keep on having them For many a happy year." ~ Anonymous "Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old." ~ Franz Kafka "What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it." ~ Brigitte Bardot "The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits." ~ Hervey Allen These quotes when included in the birthday wishes will definitely spice up the atmosphere of the birthday celebration. These quotes will definitely bring a smile on her face, yes, the smile which makes her look all the more beautiful and graceful! :)