Quotes and sayings by famous people inspire us and often put us on the track. Then, on the other hand, there are a few funny sayings that make no sense. They could have been, possibly, said unintentionally. However, they create humor, and the readers have a good laugh over it. Sayings That Make No Sense I will not be taking a paternity test, ever! - Oprah Winfrey My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats? - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. - Jenny Eclair Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. - Yogi Berra There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. - Anonymous What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? - Erma Bombeck I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. - Anonymous I know how hard it is to put food on your family. - George W Bush Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman. - Angelina Jolie You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol! - Anonymous We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover. - A Parish Magazine I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears He is about as sharp as a marble! - Anonymous Consciousness: that annoying time between naps! - Anonymous Stupid Quotes About Love The bravest thing that men do is love women. - Mort Sahl The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -Katharine Hepburn