awkward moments faced by every dog lover
Awkward Moments Faced By Every Dog Lover
Dogs don't really care what the world thinks of them, they do what they gotta do, even if it gets a bit weird. If you've ever gotten a dog home, then you know this rather too well. We have put together some of the strange and embarrassing things that our pooches love to do.
Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.
They say saving a dog won't change the world, but it will surely change the world for that dog. Honestly, getting a dog home will definitely change your world. It will be filled with a lot more love (you know, the unconditional one), laughter, and whole lot of craziness.
These little four-legged furry friends with cute wagging tails, tend to teach you a lot of things during the time they spend with us. They turn out to be most loving, slightly weird, kinda clumsy, and really goofy companions we'll ever get. They, from time to time, give us a much-needed dose of laughter and a hell lot of embarrassing situations.
Here are some weird situations dog lovers must have come across more than once in their lives for you to laugh out loud.
― Caroline Knapp
Licking their privates in public
Bath-time tantrums
There are two kinds of dogs; one, who love taking a bath and others who absolutely hate it! My dog falls in the latter, and the first few baths that I gave her were nothing short of nightmares. She would howl, cry, jump, and topple things just to escape it. One thing that all dogs love to do, is to roll around in filth or the dirtiest corner of the house. I sometimes feel dogs have their own level of (un)hygiene that they like to maintain.
Awkward play dates
The nasty butt shuffle
Once in a while, your dog must have done this weird thing of rubbing his/her ass on the ground. Although, it's not their fault, but having an ass-scented furniture sure sucks. Imagine laying your head on a cushion on a couch, only to realize it has been doused in your doggie's anal secretion. Eeeww!!
Ruining the family portrait
Serial drooler
Every crinkled wrapper, they've heard it; every time you've opened the refrigerator magically, they appear; every bite you've taken, they've watched it. Not for a second do they take their eyes off your food, need we even explain the little drool shower that accompanies it? Be it cake, fried chicken, or pizza, they're right next to you, drooling a tiny pond.
Happily humping
The crotch sniffer
Finally that cute guy you've always had a crush on comes over to talk, and your dog manages to bury his nose into his crotch and doesn't seem to cut it out. Could this moment be any more awkward? Yes, it can, when he decides he likes what he smells down there and starts humping his leg (poor guy returns mortified and violated).
Peeing on people
Loving your dog more
Yes, it is true, I love my dog more than I love my significant one, and I'm sure I share this sentiment with most other dog owners. Explaining this sentiment to someone who never owned a dog can be difficult (to say the very least).
Greeting guests
Getting sit on
Be it other dogs, cats, or humans, dogs love to sit on everyone! Brownie points for them if they manage to sit on your face. All you can do at this point is pray that the dog didn't get to the leftover baked beans earlier that day.
Choose "perfect" places to poop
Getting used to some nasty stuff
The usual poop scooping or getting up in the middle of the night and stepping on something squidgy only to realize that your dog is sick. It's funny how they're disgusted by veggies in their food, but gulp down their puke. I hate to admit, but I once caught my dog when she was a puppy trying to eat poop :/.
Getting stuck in weird places
Too quiet for too long