I believe, a large segment of Facebook users go dumbstruck every time that fanciful fellow asks them 'What's on your mind'. They leave no stone unturned in looking for the funniest status update that could make them seem a tad interesting to their friends, but to their dismay, nothing speaks their mind. While some avid Facebook users like me totally give up on updating our status, and refuse to tell what's on our mind, there does exist a bunch of Facebookers who always have a song on their mind. That, eventually, becomes their status for the day. Sounds familiar? You aren't the only one to do that, my friend! You know, nothing's as good a medium as songs to express your current mood, and I doubt we'd differ here. Think of it, one fine evening, when you're partying with your friends, after a couple of tequila shots, you'll take out your Blackberry or iPhone, open Facebook, and update a party song to express how happy and pepped up you are. On the other hand, when times are low and you're feeling alone, the saddest of songs become your identity, and you relate to every word. Anyhow, you don't forget to update your status! It is for those times, happy or sad, expressive or reclusive, that I'm offering some cool ideas on song lyrics for Facebook statuses that you can use. I used them, not to generate likes and comments, but to convey my thoughts at any rate, even when I don't have a word to say.

Excerpts from Rap Songs

You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game. ~ Love the Way You Lie, Eminem Feat. Rihanna Life is such a roller coaster, then it drops, but what should I scream for, this is my theme park. ~ Drake-Forever, Lil Wayne You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, You own it, you better never let it go, You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo! ~ Lose Yourself, Eminem Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall for a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all . ~ Through the Wire, Kayne West Confidence is a stain they can't wipe off, my word is my pride. ~ Drop the World, Lil Wayne Lately I've been hard to reach, I've been too long on my own, Everybody has their private world, Where they can be alone. ~ Beautiful, Eminem You can pay for school but you can't buy class. ~ Swagga Like Us, Jay-Z If a dream is all you got homeboy, you gotta turn that dream into the real Mc coy. ~ Life's Too Short, Madcon I Don't Owe You Like Two Vowels. ~ A Millie, Lil Wayne "What if you had to pay for air? A dollar a breath, half the hood would f****n pass out and choke to death. ~ What If, Fredro Star

Funny and Humorous Songs

I wonder how, I wonder why, Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue-blue sky, but all that I can see, is just a yellow lemon tree. ~ Lemon Tree, Fools Garden Sometimes we swim around, like two dolphins in the ocean of our hearts. ~ Every Other Time, LFO (That's so cheesy!) Take my advice... don't listen to me. ~ Hippie Dream, Neil Young Lucky I have strong legs like my mother, to run for cover when I need it. ~ Whenever, Shakira (Hmm, funny lyrics!) May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, May an elephant caress you with his toes, May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose, May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. ~ May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose, Little Jimmy Dickens Chicka Chicka Chicka Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies. ~ Forgot about Dre, Eminem (Arr... ohkay!) I was gonna go to work but then I got high, I just got a new promotion but I got high, Now I'm selling dope and I know why, 'cause I got high. ~ Because I Got High, Afroman (Dude, pick up any verse from this song!) And if I saw criminals trying to lie, Hurting other people and making them cry, I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van, Because I would be Awesome Man. ~ Super Hero, Stephen Lynch If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me. ~ If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, The Bellamy Brothers Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull, Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub, Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend, Especially if your wife just bought a gun. ~ Don't Swat a Fly, The HoyBoys

Well, there you go! Some funny song lyrics to put as a Facebook status that may or may not generate many likes or comments, but ensure a notorious grin on all your friends' faces. So, now go, and tell people, What's on your mind!