sarcastic sayings about life

Sarcastic Sayings About Life

Sarcasm is a wry form of humor. If you are a sarcasm lover and enjoy this particularly biting form of humor, then these sarcastic sayings are a must read!

Sarcasm is an obscure form of humor that needs an acquired taste to appreciate. If you are a fan of Chandler Bing from the popular series, 'Friends', you know what I am trying to say. That guy just keeps coming up with sarcastic lines all the time. Sarcasm is disguised humor and mockery which can even pass as a straight statement if not understood carefully. If you are someone like 'Joey' (from the same series 'Friends'), you will have a tough time detecting it. That's the beauty of sarcasm. It takes the concept of 'double meaning' to a whole new level. Dr. Gregory House from House MD, is another character that keeps dishing out great sarcasm. Here is a compilation of sarcastic quotes about life that will put things in a funny perspective. To read through them, would be a delight for sarcasm lovers, who enjoy its sting and wit.
Superbly Sarcastic Sayings
Here are some sarcastic literary pearls by some great minds. "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx "History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - (Sign in Albert Einstein's Office) "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep." - Albert Einstein "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Albert Einstein "The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." - George Bernard Shaw
Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Laws are a universal set of sarcastic quotes about life, born out of collective wisdom! "If anything can go wrong, it will." "Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse." "Enough research will tend to support whatever theory." "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse." "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." "You will always find something in the last place you look."
Funny Sayings
Here are some funny and utterly sarcastic quotes. "What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera " - Aldous Huxley "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." - Mark Twain "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Robin Williams "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams "Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'." - Robin Williams "People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House." - Robin Williams "Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams "He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge
Sarcastic Sayings About Love & Murphy's Laws
How could love escape the grasp of sarcasm? Here are some sarcastic remarks on love and its nature. "All the good ones are taken." "If the person isn't taken, there's a reason." "Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero." - Van Den Bossche Jochen "Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position." "The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it." "The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings." "Virginity can be cured." "Love your neighbor, but don't get caught." "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor "Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love." - Benjamin Disraeli "It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel." - Woody Allen
Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes About Life
Here are some sarcastic quotes which are good food for thought. "What you have become, is the price you paid to get what you used to want." - Mignon McLaughlin "People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please." - Will Rogers "A half truth is a whole lie."- Yiddish Proverb "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." - Cynthia Nelms "Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them." - William Arthur Ward "What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense."- Mark Twain "An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."- Robert Oppenheimer "The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living." - Will Rogers Sarcasm has a way of putting forward the reality of life in a humorous form. Sarcasm is humor used as a weapon. It makes you realize hard realities while making you laugh. Hope these quotes have renewed your respect for sarcasm. Laugh lots and don't take life too seriously; for it's a joke upon us and we might as well enjoy it.

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