list of funny easter jokes and riddles
List of Funny Easter Jokes and Riddles
Valentine's Day is over, while St. Patrick's Day is still far away. But Easter is coming sooner than you think, meaning it is around that time to start collecting those funny Easter puns, one-liners, and jokes on Easter bunnies and eggs. Following is a list of Easter jokes and riddles to get you started.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
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What is red, pink, and green with yellow all over?
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To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
Show Answer A hare brain!
How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
Show AnswerEGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
What would you call an Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
Show AnswerThe first Rabbit to lay an egg.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Show AnswerHe was a little chicken!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Show AnswerOnly one―after that it's not empty anymore!
How does Easter end?
Show AnswerWith the letter R!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Show AnswerBecause it was the chicken's day off.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
Show AnswerAlbany, New York
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
Show AnswerShe had to call an eggs-terminator.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
Show AnswerFrom an eggplant.
Why was the Easter bunny really upset?
Show AnswerHe was having a bad hare day!
Why did the Easter bunny have to fire the duck?
Show AnswerHe kept quacking the eggs!
Why did the old man put the Easter bunny on his head?
Show AnswerBecause he had no hare!
What kind of music does the Easter bunny like?
Show AnswerHip hop!
What is the Easter bunny's favorite dance?
Show AnswerThe bunny hop!
What are the Easter bunny's favorite stories?
Show AnswerThe ones with hoppy endings!
Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
Show AnswerBecause they have four rabbit feet!
An Easter egg rolling downhill.
You know what you call a sleeping egg?
Show Answer Egg-zosted!
How can you tell where the Easter bunny has been?
Show AnswerEggs (X) marks the spot!
What do you call an Easter bunny from outer space?
Show AnswerAn egg-straterrestrial.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his son. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
Show AnswerThe baby chick was a little cheaper.
What part did the egg play in the movies?
Show AnswerHe was an eggs-tra.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Show AnswerPooched eggs!
If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
Show AnswerNeither, roosters don't lay eggs.
What days do eggs hate the most?
Show AnswerFry-days
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
Show AnswerHe said it was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Show AnswerEgghead!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
Show AnswerIt might crack up!
Funny Easter Egg and Easter Bunny Jokes
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walked in and saw all the colored eggs, and then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
If an egg rolls downhill, does that make it an eggroll?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter Who?
Easter Bunny!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!