funny whatsapp status message ideas
45 Funny WhatsApp Status Message Ideas
Need some really funny WhatsApp status messages to use for your next status update? Read the following Buzzle article to get an impressive collection of exactly that.
Did You Know?
Only the first 4-5 words of the sentence can be read while scrolling through the contact list. Which is why many people prefer to keep their status messages short.Funny WhatsApp Status Messages
If you're talking behind my back, you're in the perfect position to kiss my a**!
If some people insist on acting like idiots, then I must insist on treating them like one.
Sometimes I think I'm too picky, but then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
You know you are pissed when Eminem starts making sense.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my "blod group". I replied, "typo".
You know you're invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you.
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
My wife and I are getting along great at the moment. She's not home.
Warning ... I know karate ... and a few other oriental words.
Only true friends go straight to your fridge when they come over.
I always feel like I just passed my "Best If Used By" date.
It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread.
Don't expect a 'bless you' after the 4th sneeze... get your s*** together.
You're posting a lot of song lyrics and we're all worried about you.
Cops: "Please step out of the car". Me: "I can't. I'm drunk. You get in".
Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open.
Short WhatsApp Status Messages
Dear hangover, who the hell invited you?
Did we all take stupid pills this morning?
Always have an escape plan.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
If you can't change a guy ... change the guy.
I drink to make other people interesting.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Keep moving! Nothing new to read...
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Be a minimalist. It's the least you can do.
Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work.
Before Google, there was memory.
We are shaped by what we love, especially dessert.
This is a day for firm decisions! ... Or is it ?
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
My dream job would be the karma delivery service.
When I was a kid, no wait, I still do that.
"He's 24 months old!" Your child is 2 yrs old.