funny sayings about old age
Funny Sayings about Old Age
Age is definitely a state of mind! Read these funny sayings about old age to help you see the humorous side of things!
While for some old age is synonymous with dread and foreboding, for some it is merely a number. The latter choose to look at old age as just another phase. Quite a few of them have some hilarious things to say about getting old and old age. We've picked the choicest sayings about old age here. Have fun reading them and pass them on to someone who you think might need them.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
I guess I don't mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. - Anonymous
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer
As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Sir Norman Wisdom
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. - George Burns
You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. - John Mendoza
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. - Carrie Fisher
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As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. - Richard Needham
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. - Nancy Astor
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'. - Claude Pepper
You know you're getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type. - Bob Hope
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard
I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the Internet. - Unknown
Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. - Unknown
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. - Robert Brault
Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. - Ronald Blythe