funny riddles

Funny Riddles

Funny riddles bring a smile to everybody's face, irrespective of the age. They get individual, groups and even masses of people laughing. Funny riddles can be incorporated into sermons, movies, lectures, etc. to get the crowds attention.

Simple, light-hearted riddles are great icebreakers during gatherings and even give a great start to speeches. Besides helping gain people's attention, they also lighten up the mood and ease the crowd. Since children enjoy riddles, one can also use riddles in class, to liven the atmosphere. Here are some easy riddles that you can share with those around you!
Short Funny Riddles and Brain Teasers
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
Chalkboard
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It was not peeling well.
What is it that you cannot hold for even ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
Your breath
What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
Wholesome
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? What's smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats
I'm something nobody wants, but can't afford to lose? Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Coz they're always stuffed.
What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
In a marathon what does the winner lose?
His/Her breath
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it? What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinkerbell
How's the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
What can you catch but can't throw? You can see nothing else when you look into my face; I will look you in the eye and I will never lie. Who am I?
Your reflection
What do the dentists call the astronaut's cavity?
Black hole
Take away my first letter and I am unchanged: Take away my second letter and I am unchanged: Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged! What am I? Which tongue can wag, but will never utter a word?
Tongue of one's shoe
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow...
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
Covering cows
What kind of nut has no shell? Which is the book that was once owned only by the elite class, but now all have it? One cannot buy or get it from the library or any bookstore.
Telephone book
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have scales
What has to be broken before it can be used? Big as a bagel, deep as a cup; even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A kitchen strainer
What has holes but holds water?
A Sponge
What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
United -- Untied
What do you call a grumpy cow? These were some of the scores of funny riddles floating around today. Every time you feel very stressed, come back for another dose of funny riddles. It sure will help brush off some of the burden, for some time at least. Smile!

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