funny marriage tips
Funny Marriage Tips
Trust everyone to come up with some sincere and some downright funny marriage tips when you announce your wedding. It's these tips that can sometimes prove to be rather helpful in a way that you might never have imagined. Find out what these are, in this article.
- The wife is always right. Even when she's wrong, tell her that she's right. She'll go on a major guilt trip when she realizes that she's wrong and you'll be the bigger person.
- Find diplomatic ways of telling her that she could do with some weight loss. Never tell her directly that she looks fat in something that she's wearing. The most popular way to do it is go "You look fine, but don't you think the other one brings out the color in your eyes better?" or some equally efficient variation of it.
- Always pick up after you eat, change clothes, or fix something. There's nothing more annoying to a wife than having to clean up after a sloppy husband.
- Never assume that she's in charge of preparing all the meals. So don't walk into the house and proclaim that you're really hungry and want to know 'what's for dinner?'. She gets tired too and might appreciate your help in preparing the meal.
- No matter what she says, a woman always appreciates a gift more than the thought of you getting it for her. So next time, don't simply tell her that you 'thought' about getting her something. Go ahead and actually get it for her.
- Women don't understand the importance that men give to sports. So don't try to explain it to her by simply staring at the TV while she does all the work. Plan all your share of the work around the time of the matches. She can't complain about it then.
- Forget important dates like birthdays, anniversaries, bill payments, kids' doctor appointments, school programs, etc. This way, she'll give you such a hard time about it, you won't have a choice but to remember it the next time.
- Take off your wedding ring, for whatever reason ONLY if you want to ensure that you NEVER win an argument with your wife ever again.
- Encourage kids to act silly by laughing at their antics if you want to test their moral fiber. They'll fail miserably and they'll take you down with them when they're grounded or punished!
- Be glad that you're not the center of your husband's universe, once in a while. Imagine having him around you all the time, not being able to have some alone time (read, gossip time with the girls).
- Let him make the important decisions like what car to buy and what's the best (insert electronic item name) in the market, unless you're well versed with the stuff.
- Don't ever tell him that you think a bald man is sexy or a guy with a mustache looked really appealing if you don't truly think so. The next thing you know, he might go bald or begin to grow a mustache!
- Spoil him by doing all the household chores, taking care of the kids, running errands, and letting him just come back home, eat, watch TV and go to bed, for some days. If the guilt over your hard work does not kick in within a few days, you can always go shopping at his expense!
- Don't be extremely chirpy if he's had a hard day and you've been at home. No matter how hard you work at home, you're bound to be a little, tiny bit more relaxed than him. So give him a break and throw in a foot massage and back rub once in a while.
- Men love sports, period! If you don't, then don't try to understand it. Or worse, don't try to get your husband to do something during a live game, that you know can wait for a little longer. He'll be annoyed and won't do it properly. That's all the fuel that's required for an argument that you can never win.
- Try your hand at fixing something yourself. Even if you're not sure how to do it, and especially if you want him to do it. You'll do a shoddy job, and when you show him your handiwork, there's little chance that he'll be able to resist the urge to show you 'how it's really done'. Major ego boost for him and you'll get the work done too!