funny life quotes and sayings
Funny Life Quotes and Sayings
Life is short, make fun of it. We hear that time and again, but seldom do we dare to follow it. A compilation of more of such funny life quotes, which present the intricate thing called life in a nutshell.
Humor is indeed one of the most important attributes of our lives. A closer look and you will realize that it is also a characteristic trait of most of the famous people―if not all―the world over. Life will always have its own ups and downs, the onus is on us to make sure that we live it to the fullest. So, what better way to live it to the fullest, but to laugh while we live?
Funny Quotes and Sayings about Life
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ― Oscar Wilde
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ― Mark Twain
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. ― Woody Allen
For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. ― Clifton Fadiman
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ― Lou Erickso
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. ― William Shakespeare
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ― Will Rogers
Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. ― Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ― Sam Ewing
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ― Charles Schulz
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely. ― Anonymous
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ― Anonymous
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. ― Anonymous
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. ― Anonymous
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ― Anonymous
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. ― Anonymous
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it. ― Anonymous
You can't have everything ... where would you put it? ― Anonymous
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ― Anonymous
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' ― Anonymous
The best thing about these quotes is that they don't just make you laugh, but also inspire you to take on life. So the next time you find yourself caught in a bad phase of life, you can just resort to these quotes ... and move on.