funny get well sayings

Funny Get Well Sayings

There's nothing like some funny get well sayings to cheer up an ill friend or relative. Here are some sayings that you can use to spread cheer and laughter.

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Recently I visited my friend who is down with a bad viral infection and has been advised to stay at home and take rest for at least a week or so. While we were chatting she received an e-card from one of her office colleagues. It was really hilarious and had her in splits within no time. Humor or jokes really do cheer you up and bring out the positive streak in you when you are feeling down and dejected. Funny quotes or sayings are a great way to cheer up a person who is recovering from an illness. These words are a good way of bringing back the lost smiles and hopes. Quotes have a way of leaving a trace of positivity and inspiring listener to get better. Here are some really funny get well sayings, which you can send to your friend or add in your get-well-soon cards.
Samuel Butler
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
Flip Wilson
Get-well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Mark Twain
Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
Kin Hubbard
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
Leon Eldred
If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Lord Chesterfield
Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed higher, and some lower, but all pay something.
Charles Simmons
Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.
V. L. Allineare
Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.
Candea Core-Starke
When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up.
Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
Pearl Williams
You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Robert Ingersoll
If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Ellie Katz
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Bill Walton
Learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
Use these sayings in cards for ailing friends or family and you'll give them something to smile about. And the next time you're not feeling well and are advised to stay at home, just read some of them to brighten up your spirits and aid in a fast recovery. For all those who are praying for their own recovery right now all I can say is Get well soon!

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