funny birthday quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes
Looking for some funny birthday quotes to add to your friend's birthday card? Here is a collection of such quotes along with some humorous birthday sayings as well. Check it out!
Sending a simple message to wish someone a happy birthday is so boring, isn't it? Adding a small quote or a personal message even, shows the small effort you make, to make this day special for the person. A funny quote just adds to the laughs. It is indeed a great way to wish someone. The quotes mentioned below are few of the most famous. After these, is a list of general funny birthday wishes. Quotes from movies are also included in this list, to give you a greater variety while you find exactly what you're looking for. Also, there are funny quotes you can use to wish your friends. Take a look!
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"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened."
- Cora Harvey Armstrong
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
- Jerry M. Wright
"Let us respect gray hair, especially our own."
- J. P. Sears
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
- Anonymous
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
- Phyllis Diller
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"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
- Kitty Collins
"My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear."
- Thomas Moore
"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own."
- Bette Midler
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."
- Anonymous
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"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
- Golda Meir
"I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it."
- Eva Gabor
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
- Maurice Chevalier
There are several ways in which you can use these quotes to wish the concerned person: you can write them inside a birthday card; you can write a saying on the birthday cake; or you can also send one of these funny birthday quotes as a text message. Whatever you choose to do, you'll definitely make the person happy!
There is a world record that
I think that you will break
Some time in the next few years -
It's "candles on a cake."
Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
- Larry Lorenzoni
"It takes a long time to grow young."
- Pablo Picasso
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
- Maurice Chevalier
"You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you."
- Anonymous
"I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox."
- Anonymous
"I can't believe you're almost 18. You'll be able to go to jail!"
- Anonymous
"Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty."
- James Thurber
"Without birthdays we wouldn't know how much makeup to put on in the morning."
- Anonymous
"Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face."
- Truvy (character), from the comedy movie Steel Magnolias
Funny Birthday Sayings
After the quotes we read, let's now read some humorous birthday sayings. Though these aren't as famous as the quotes above, they're funny nevertheless. Take a look!
- Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
- You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years of experience!
- A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
- Don't forget to wear your birthday suit....but check it for wrinkles first!
- It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
- Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
- You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
- Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
- Age is a high price to pay for maturity.