funny awkward moment quotes
100 Funny Awkward Moment Quotes
We all have those awkward moments, when..what? There are so many things in our lives that tend to make us feel awkward or funny, albeit just for a few seconds. If you're on this page, it probably means that you go through the same feeling as the rest of us, and which is why you should be checking out this collection of funny awkward moment quotes!
If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.
Let's face it, who doesn't have that little awkward moment every now and then? Your chair is making weird sounds and people think it's YOU. (Yeah, as if you're going to be doing it that openly!) You're making fun of someone and they turn out to be right behind you. You're looking your worst and that's the day your crush decides to make a bee-line to the supermarket where you're shopping. (What, is it like a blue-moon day or something?!)
I'm sure we can all very well identify with these situations, which may seem very daunting and embarrassing at that moment, but can be well-laughed at later on. What is the most awkward thing to have happened to you? We can almost bet, it's one (or more) of the 100 funny but true situations we've mentioned below!
― Carrie Underwood
That awkward moment when
... you're trying to take your sweater off and your T-shirt comes off too.
... you accidentally call your teacher "Mom" in front of the whole class.
... you say goodbye to someone and you both walk off in the same direction.
... you're so fluent in sarcasm that people actually think you're very stupid.
... you're trying to high-five someone and you both miss. OR
... you're trying to high-five someone and they don't raise their hand so you end up looking stupid.
... you go to a party in your new dress and find someone wearing exactly the same dress as you.
... you're in a movie theater and you don't know which armrest you're entitled to.
... you're searching for someone's name and accidentally make it your status update on Facebook.
... your crush doesn't come to school and you feel like you wasted a good outfit.
That awkward moment when
... you look under your bed and there actually IS a monster hanging out there.
... you're watching TV with your parents and the characters decide to start making out and you don't know where to look.
... you make a Harry Potter reference and nobody gets it, because you're among muggles.
... you change your Facebook status to single and your jerk of an ex likes it.
... it's so hot and there's no cold side left to your pillow anymore.
... you're still waiting for your acceptance letter from Hogwarts though you're not 11 anymore.
... you run into a person you know at the bus stop and they don't recognize you.
... your teacher asks you to read out loud from your textbook but you have no clue what page it's on because you've been sleeping.
... someone says "You two should date!" to you and your best friend.
... the dentist asks you a question when your mouth is wide open.
... you check your phone after five hours and expect about three hundred messages, but there are only two texts from your mom asking you to get milk.
... your girlfriend has the lyrics of a sad song as her status and you have no clue what you've done.
... someone's comment on your Facebook status has way more likes than the status itself.
... your chair makes a farting noise and everyone thinks it's you.
... you try to make the noise again to prove it to everyone but the chair is surprisingly quiet now.
... you ask someone what they're wearing to a party and they tell you that they're not invited.
... you realize that what you're chewing on since an hour is a borrowed pen.
... you think your account has been hacked but it's only the CAPS lock playing a joke on you.
... you see a 10-year-old kid with a better phone than you.
... you finish watching a TV series and you're not sure what to do with your life now.
That awkward moment when
... you send someone a message on Facebook chat and they log off 2 seconds later.
... you've already said "what" about four times but you still can't get what the other person is saying so you just nod along and agree so they don't think you're deaf.
... you don't understand a joke but laugh loudly to show that you did. AND
... someone asks you if you understood the joke, and tells you to explain it.
... you're asking if anyone wants to taste your food just to look nice and someone actually takes it.
... you're single and win a romantic dinner date for two in the supermarket raffle.
... you're eating a packet of chips in a quiet room and everyone can hear you chew.
... the class is quiet and your stomach decides to imitate a whale.
... everyone is singing 'Happy Birthday' to you and you have no idea what to do so you're just standing there looking clueless.
... you're meeting your cousin's baby for the first time and have no clue if it's a boy or a girl.
... you think the teacher is asking you a question so you answer but she was really talking to the girl behind you.
... you're spaced out and staring at someone without meaning to but they think you're interested in them.
... your mom is doing the dishes and you sneak another dirty plate into her pile.
... you're at your friend's house and his parents are yelling at him, and you're sitting there not knowing where to look.
... you've been arguing with your friend for a long time and suddenly realize that she's right but now you don't know how to admit it.
... you accidentally press the talk button on a teddy bear in the store and now you don't know how to make it stop.
... you're putting off accepting your parents' friend request on Facebook and they ask you why you haven't accepted it yet.
... you find out that 'Titanic' was filmed in a plastic pool, and your whole life has been a lie.
... you write angel instead of angle in your math test.
... your mom calls you 'munchkin' in front of all your friends.
That awkward moment when
... you're trying to tell someone about a song and they ask you to sing it.
... you Google your name and find images of creepy people instead.
... your friend has had a non-alcoholic drink and acts drunk in front of your crush.
... your mom reads all the bad stuff you wrote about her in your diary.
... you're on the phone with your crush and your mom comes in and asks you loudly who you're talking to and you really don't know what to say.
... you're fighting with your twin and she calls you ugly.
... someone asks you what's wrong and you don't know what to tell them 'cause they're the problem.
... someone starts whispering to you with a bad breath.
... your mother gossips about you with her friends in front of you and you can't do anything but smile stupidly.
... you can't say 'I love you too' in front of your parents.
... you go late to class and the teacher looks at you as if you murdered someone.
... you realize that you've been smiling the whole day with lettuce stuck in between your teeth.
... you try to pull a door open that actually says 'push.'
... someone wishes you a happy birthday and you say 'Same to you!'
... your hair looks amazing right when you're about to go to bed.
... you dish out relationship advice to all your friends, and you're still single.
... you're arguing with someone and you mess up a word.
... you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what comes before j.
... you're dancing like a rag doll in your room and someone comes in.
That awkward moment when
... you're happily picking your nose and then you realize someone's looking at you.
... you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life.
... you're checking yourself out in a car window and you realize someone is sitting inside.
... you can't understand someone's handwriting so you pretend to have forgotten to wear glasses.
... you sit in a bean bag chair and can't get up.
... you're shopping and someone mistakes you for the store assistant.
... you have a wedgie in public and you don't know how to pull it out without being noticed.
... you wave to someone but they don't wave back so you just pretend to scratch your head instead.
... everyone is discussing what they're great at and you're like, "I..I can breathe."
... you come home from work and look in the mirror and wonder if you looked like that all day. (Where are the movie cameras?!)
... you realize that you have a lot in common with the person you've hated since forever.
... your friend gives you a gift and it's actually the same gift you gave him last year.
... people start chatting through comments ON your Facebook status.
... you're going through someone's profile on Facebook for hours and you suddenly realize you have no life.
... you post an awesome update about winning the science quiz and you still get lesser likes than the popular girl's update that says ":)"
... you post a funny and witty status and someone turns it into a life lesson through their comments.
... you reject someone's friend request and they send you another one.
... you have guests over and you have to keep telling them to stay for more time when you actually want them to leave.
... you run after someone only to catch up to them and realize it's not your friend after all.
... you realize that you're using your brother's toothbrush but now you don't know if you should stop or keep going.
That awkward moment when
... you're grocery shopping and someone is standing in front of the thing you need to get, so you have to pretend to be looking for something else until they're done.
... you think you saw a shooting star but it's actually just an airplane.
... your teacher yells at you to stop clicking your pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
... your colleague's zipper is undone but you can't tell him because you don't have a good excuse as to why you were looking there anyway.
... you solve a math problem feeling like a genius, only to find out that your answer isn't even one of the choices.
... your crush comes up to talk to you, and you forget what language you speak.
... you lie to someone about something and then forget what your lie was the next time you have to talk about it.
... your crush accidentally spits on you while talking and you don't know how to wipe it off.
... you're trying to get over someone you never dated.
... an usher asks you for your age proof at the movie theater even though you're 23 years old before letting you in for an adult movie.
... you can relate to all these awkward moments.
So, have you been able to relate to these yet? Don't bother taking these moments seriously, as you're really not the only one who goes through them! Actually, we'll go a step further and claim that awkward moments really are kind of necessary. They give us such hilarious reasons to laugh at once they're done!