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Cute Funny Quotes
Sometimes, you just need a joke or witty saying to cheer you up, and jingle up your day. Here are some cute, funny quotes that will get you smiling.
Humor is the most important element of one's life. It is the quality that provokes laughter and amusement. We all know that laughter is an inexpensive stress buster. A few minutes of laughter in your everyday life can make you feel fresh, and lighten up your day. Have a look at these cute and funny quotes, which will make you laugh out loud, or at least, bring a chuckle.
About Friendship
Friendship is the strongest bond between two or more people. It comes fully packed with memories, to be cherished for a lifetime. The time spent together, the gossips, the parties, the funny situations, all are part of a strong, treasured relationship. Here are some funny friendship quotes for you to share with your friends, and laugh together.
''Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces.''
''There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.''
''An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.''
''When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'.''
''We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.''
''Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.''
''I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!''
''I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies, all right. But my damned friends ― they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.''
About Love
Love is an intense feeling of strong affection and attachment. A good sense of humor is an easy way to improve your love life. Here are some cute and hilarious quotes on love, which you can share with your special someone, and have a laugh together.
''The sincerest love is the love of food.''
''When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.''
''Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!''
''I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.''
''Love is temporary insanity, curable by marriage.''
''Behind every successful man, stands a surprised mother-in-law.''
''When i say i am thinking of you, you better know i am lying to you.''
''Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.''
''The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.''
''The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.''
About Life
Life is full of surprises. You never know what kind of situation will come up when. Humor is a great stress buster that helps you connect with people. Scroll down for some funny, short quotes on life, which will tickle your funny bone.
''Everything has been figured out, except how to live.''
''Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.''
''Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.''
''Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!''
''Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.''
''After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone ...'. ''
''Live everyday as if it were your last, because one of these days, you will be right.''
''It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.''
''Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.''
Cute, Funny Movie Quotes
The perfect timing of these lines, makes you roll with laughter.
''Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?" ― She's All That
''If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!'' ― Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
''There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?'' ― Airplane
''The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to studying the other great mystery of the universe: women!'' ― Back to the Future II
''You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.'' ― Duck Soup
''I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!'' ― Billy Madison
These were some cute, hilarious quotes to get you laughing. We all know, laughter is the best medicine, and it is also contagious. So, laugh and spread the laughter bug across the globe!