cute and funny quotes from the despicable me movie series

Cute and Funny Quotes from the Despicable Me Movie Series

There is absolutely nothing despicable about these movies! In fact, the word has become synonymous to cuteness after this movie series! Apart from the super-cute and funny characters, what makes this movie series all the more memorable are its uber-awesome quotes. This Buzzle article gives you a list of the cute and funny quotes from the Despicable Me movie series.

BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO! The gibberish language that the minions speak in the movie was specially created by the directors of the movie series. The language was named "minionese" or "minioneise", and was derived from different languages such as Spanish, Korean, and Japanese. The minions called ice cream, 'gelato', which is the Italian word for the dessert.
What could possibly be despicable about this two-part movie series? Absolutely nothing! In fact, it cutely and hilariously tells us all that even villains can turn out to be heroes and love can transform even the most heartless human. No, this movie is not mushy or cheesy, or the kind where a spiritual realization happens and the bad guy becomes a saint! It is about a villain Mr. Gru who has no intentions of being kind, but prove to the world that he is the most villainous villain in the world. His fate, however, has different plans for him! Mr. Gru has an army of minions who are more like his workers. He is accompanied by a crazy scientist, Dr. Nefario who makes the evil gadgets to help him execute his evil plans when it comes to stealing the great wonders of the world. The otherwise rude, indifferent, arrogant, and potential malicious Mr. Gru becomes a loving and caring father when he adopts three orphan girls as a part of his plan to steal the moon. The girls not only change Mr. Gru, but also the minions who were created for evil-doings otherwise, and the highly aggressive and monstrous dog (of unidentified breed) named Kyle. The following sections will take you through some cute quotes that will lighten up your mood, and take you back to the fun and laughter you experienced while watching the two parts of the movie series.
Some Amazingly Funny and Cute "Despicable Me" Quotes
Perhaps it is that accent that Mr. Gru has that makes each and every word coming from him seem so funny. And the minions, their chattering words seem as if all they want you to do is laugh! Another super-cute character in this film is Agnes, who, with her sweet childish voice and innocent imagination, leaves us in awe! In this part, there is a uber-funny villain Vector, who seems to be a nerd with glasses and no brains, but turns out to be a tough competitor to Mr. Gru when he steals the Great Pyramid of Giza. To prove his worth, Mr. Gru plans to steal the moon by shrinking it. Does his plan work? The following quotes will refresh your memory of these characters all over again! * The following images have been created for representational purposes only.
Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!
― Agnes
Young Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon. Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon. Gru's Mom: Eh. Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni. Gru's Mom: Eh. Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype. Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment] ... Eh.
Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it. Fred: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go. Gru: Unless they're dead. [laughs] I'm joking! Oh, though it is true. Anyway, have a good one.
Margo: Hello? Cookies for sale! Gru: Go away, I'm not home! Margo: Uh, yes, you are. I heard you. Gru: No, you didn't. This... is a recording. Margo: No, it isn't. Gru: Yes, it is. Watch this. Leave a message. Beep!
Kyle. These are not treats. These are guests!
― Gru
It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
― Gru
Gru: Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything. Margo: Aha. What about the floor? Gru: Yes, you may touch the floor. Margo: What about the air? Gru: Yes, you may touch the air. Edith: What about this? [holds a ray gun in her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru] Gru: [screams, holding a frying pan for protection] Where did you get that? Edith: Found it. [Gru takes it away from her] Gru: Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? Agnes: Does this count as annoying? [makes a sound with her hands and cheeks] Gru: Very!
Agnes: Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. Edith: That's a Cheeto. Agnes: Oh. [eats it]
Edith: Are these beds made out of bombs? Gru: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet - what?
― Gru
Agnes: Pinkie promise? Gru: Oh yes, my pinkie promises.
Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered. [Shoots minion with the fart gun] Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun. Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story? Gru: No. Agnes: Pretty please? Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide. Oh yeah!
― Vector
Agnes: Why are you wearing your pajamas? Vector: They're not pajamas! It's my warm-up suit. Agnes: Why do you need warming up for? Vector: For doing stuff. Margo: What kind of stuff? Vector: Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. Agnes: Like sleeping? Vector: They are not pajamas!
Gru: Uh, question. What are these? Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me. Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?
At the end of this comical-yet-touching story, we finally see a heart-change happening when Mr. Gru ends up actually liking the girls like a true father. The minions too, go out of their way to keep the girls happy. And yes, Mr. Gru does manage to steal the moon and return it to its original place, defeating Vector in the process. A happy and peaceful ending as it may seem, it was just a beginning of more love, laughter, and adventure.
Awesomely Funny "Despicable Me 2" Quotes
This sequel is a continuation where the happy and content father Mr. Gru, who has given up all the bad things and is currently a businessman who manufactures jellies, gets an opportunity to become a hero and save the world by helping the The Anti-Villain League (AVL). The AVL wants Mr. Gru to think like a villain and help them catch the bad guy who stole a powerful mutagen known as PX-41. He meets an AVL agent Lucy Wilde, and eventually, the two fall in love, making the family complete. The minions continue to entertain us, even when they go wild and bad when the villain El Macho, steals them from Gru and injects the chemical in them to make them killing monsters.
Agnes: I know what makes you a boy. Gru: Uhh... Oooh... you... do? Agnes: Your bald head. Gru: Oh... yes. Agnes: It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep-peep-peep.
Silas: I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom. Stuart (minion): [giggles] Bottom. [He and Phil (another minion) laugh] Silas: Hilarious.
Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right. So thanks but no thanks. And here's a tip: Instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt. Silas: Ramsbottom. Gru: Yeah, like that's any better.
I'd like to make some toast.
― Agnes
Gru: Good night, Margo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting? Margo: No one. Just my friend Avery. Gru: Avery... Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name? Margo: Does it matter? Gru: No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!
Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like? Gru: Uh, Bruce Willis. Margo: Mmm, no. Agnes: Humpty Dumpty! Edith: Ooh, Gollum!
The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario for your years of service, the 21-fart gun salute!
― Gru
Gru: [Dressed as a fairy] It is I, Gru-Zinkerbell, the most magical faerie princess of all! Young boy: How come you're so fat? Gru: Because my house is made out of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair. We love you mothers everywhere, and my new mom Lucy is beyond compare.
― Agnes
Jillian: Gru! It's Jillian! Gru: [whispers to Agnes] Tell Jillian I'm not here. Agnes: Gru's not here! Jillian: Are you sure? Agnes: Yes, he just told me. Jillian: Agnes, where is Gru? [Gru zips his lip] Agnes: He's... putting on lipstick! [Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds] Agnes: He's... swatting on flies! [Gru slices his hand beneath his chin] Agnes: He's... chopping his head off! [Gru covers his head, groaning loudly] Agnes: He's... pooping?
Gru: Margo ... What is going on here? Margo: Oh, Gru. Se llama, Antonio. Me llamo, Margo. Gru: Me llamo-llama-ding dong. Who cares? Let's go.
I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat.
― Gru
Margo: I hate boys. Gru: Yes, they stink.
Agnes: [seeing Edith grabbing coins from the wishing fountain in the mall] Is that stealing? Edith: Not if my wish was to get a lot of free coins!
Floyd: Welcome to Eagle Hair Club. It's about time you showed up...Mr. Gru. Gru: You...know my name? Floyd: When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad.
Like the previous movie, this too ended with a great deal of happiness since our single dad found a loving mom for the girls; Dr. Nefario, who had left Gru to join another villain returned; and the minions who turned into crazy purple monsters were back to their cute and adorable self. And yes, they were all happy!
A Special Mention: Minion Quotes
The "Despicable Me" series would not be as popular and awesome if it weren't for the minions, we all would agree to that, wouldn't we? We mean, the directors specially created a language for them, we ought to mention their super cute words/quotes/phrases in here! The following is a list of some words that these cute creatures spoke in the movie, and made us go 'awww' all the time.
Minionese: Bello Translation: Hello
Minionese: Tank yu! Translation: Thank you!
Minionese: Poopaye! Translation: Goodbye!
Minionese: Underwear Translation: I swear
Minionese: Po ka Translation: What
Minionese: Bi do Translation: I'm sorry
Minionese: Bee do bee do bee do Translation: Fire
Minionese: Baboi Translation: Toy
Minionese: Bah dee Translation: Can't see
Minionese: Kanpai Translation: Cheers
Minionese: Chasy Translation: Chair
Minionese: La Boda Translation: Marriage
Minionese: Pwede na? Translation: Can we start?
Minionese: Para tu Translation: For you
Minionese: Bable Translation: Apple
Minionese: Hana, Dul, Sae Translation: One, Two, Three
Minionese: Luk at tu! Translation: Look at you!
Minionese: Bananonina! Translation: Ugly!
Minionese: Me want banana! Translation: I'm hungry!
Minionese: Muak muak muak Translation: Kiss kiss kiss
Minionese: Tulaliloo ti amo Translation: We love you
Minionese: Tatata bala tu Translation: I hate you
Minionese: Sa la ka! Translation: How dare you!
Minionese: Stupa! Stupa! Translation: Stop! Stop!
Isn't their language just so adorable and potentially addictive? Life would have been more fun with them around, wouldn't it? Nonetheless, the good thing is that the third part is on its way, and the bad part is that we'll have to wait till 2017 for it to hit the theaters! Till then, let's keep our spirits high and hope that the sequel will be worth the wait. Kanpai!

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