crazy quotes
Crazy Quotes
Need something crazy to get away from all the madness in your life? Here is just what you need...
There comes a time in everyone's life when you get tired of being sane and acting sane. There are times when you just want to let go, act stupid, and have fun. And if that is what you decide, there are a lot of things that you can do. So before you go shave half your head or get hungover in Las Vegas, here are a few quotes to give just the extra push that you need. These quotes are well, just plain crazy, which help in lightening up anyone's mood, anytime! So go ahead and read these crazy quotes to get going, and if nothing, just to have a good laugh!
Life is Crazzzyyyyy...
Crazy Stupid Love
Crazy + Friends = Total Awesomeness
Crazy Movie Mania
Just a lil more Crazy...
I am sure these quotes must have made you laugh, again and again. At the end of that day, whenever you're feeling down, just read these quotes, because -- Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live. ~ Charles Bukowski
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. ~ Mitch Hedberg
We are all crazy, but those that analyze their craziness are called philosophers. ~ Anonymous
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, 'If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.'
He said, 'All right... you're ugly too!' ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy... or they become legends. ~ Jim Harrison
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy. ~ Sigmund Freud
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? ~ Albert Einstein
Love is a crazy thing. It sucks and is totally overrated. ~ Anonymous
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. ~ Anonymous
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? ~ Anonymous
Don't make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors are not. ~ Anonymous
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~ Woody Allen
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~ George Bernard Shaw
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates
My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane. ~ Matt Schucker
You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. ~ Sheila Ballantyne
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. ~ Dale Carnegie
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. ~ Anonymous
The best time to make friends is before you need them. ~ Anonymous
True friends stab you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice ~ Anonymous
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one! ~ C. S. Lewis
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. ~ Rita Mae Brown
Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensembly challenged'? ~ Clueless
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. ~ My Best Friend's Wedding
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die. ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Real nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face-lifts. ~ Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. ~ The Mask
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. ~ Dumb and Dumber
Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend. ~ Spaceballs
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. ~ Duck Soup
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! ~ Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself! ~ Mae West
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? ~ Chris Rock
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. ~ Anonymous
We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet. ~ Max Walker
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? ~ Ursula K. LeGuin
I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something. ~ Charles Manson
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. ~ Robert Anton Wilson